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The Most Useless Website On The Internet, Part 12

Horse Race Update: Dongwhipped owner Kevin Klinkhamer now holds a 3-point lead in the Overall Standings over Cabbage Farmers owner Paul Martin. The team with the most points at the end of the regular season (including any necessary tiebreaker games) will be crowned the Regular Season Champ.

Tip of the Ballcap to The Heart is a Lonely Hunter Pence owner
Jay Livernois, who gets into the spirit of sharing uselessness by sharing this stunningly useless website, the latest entry in our increasingly popular Most Useless Website On the Internet series.

With this Tip of the Ballcap, Jay extends his lead with seven Tips.
Joe Kelley has five Tips. Kevin Klinkhamer has four. Brian Thornburg and Vince Livernois are tied for 4th place with three Tips apiece. Marcus Rochellle and league follower Missy (@missyisms) each have two Tips.


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The Most Useless Website On The Internet, Part 11

Yeah, see. This is useless.


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The Most Useless Website On The Internet, Part 10

Because, who doesn’t like bouncing cats?


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Courtney Stodden Dons Lettuce Bikini To Promote Vegan Hotdogs

We’ll just leave this right here because, well, this is the Santa Lechuga Power League … and we love our leafy greens.



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Sunday Morning WTF?! Meets The Most Useless Website On The Internet, Part 9

Someone coded this page, secured the domain name, paid for server space, uploaded the page, tested it to make sure it looked just right, and then released it into the wild.

Whiskey?! Tango?! Foxtrot?!, someone?!?! Unless it was an art project for school or something like that, you wasted a whole lot of time and effort. Seriously,
someone from Brea, CA, W?! T?! F?!

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The Most Useless Website On The Internet, Part 8

I probably should have saved this for Part 10 in the series.

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The Most Useless Website On The Internet, Part 7

Patience is a virtue. Or so they say.

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The Most Useless Website On The Internet, Part 6

Cat bounce! Toss ‘em, bounce ‘em, throw ‘em.

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Bill Haverchuck, Ladies!

How long can you funk out to Bill Haverchuck? The ol’ boy’s been going for 264 seconds and I’m about to click “Publish.” Can you beat that?

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The Most Useless Website On The Internet, Part 5

Is my computer on?

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The Most Useless Website On The Internet, Part 4

I am awesome.

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The Most Useless Website On The Internet, Part 3

How long can you stay on the raft with the chicken?

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Stay Cool

Stay Cool
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The Most Useless Website On The Internet, Part 2

Has the Hadron Collider destroyed the world yet?

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The Most Useless Website On The Internet

Is It Christmas?

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Slap Biff with an Eel

There are at least two dozen people I would love to slap with an eel. And that’s just in this league alone. But given all those pesky laws and statutes and social norms forbidding such an action, this website will have to do. Just scroll your mouse from right to left across the picture to slap this dopey-looking hipster dudebro, let’s call him Biff, with an eel. When done with Biff -- about five good slaps will do it, I think -- conjure up a picture of each person you would like to slap with an eel, overlay Biff’s face with theirs, and repeat. It’s oddly soothing while simultaneously avoiding all those pesky laws and statutes and social norms.

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