Yu Darvish's Delivery
Trouble is, I was. Some joker at Dominos added magic mushrooms to my pizza. Second time I saw this, I was still tripping. The three-thousandth time I saw this -- and yes, I counted … did you know that every number between 1 and 3,000 has a different color and smell? -- I was finally engaging with reality; and in reality this is just as cool as it is when my mind is trying to locate Alice to ask her a few questions.
Tip of the ballcap to Carrboro T-Birds owner Brian Thornburg (via Facebook) for sharing this. It will be imprinted on my brain for years to come.